friend: dude this white older gentleman who bought a beanie off me here earlier
he was so white
he asked where i’m from and i said my parents were from iran and then he asked if we speak tagolog
and then he told me i dress like i’m from the middle east
me: hahahh
friend: cause i’m wearing all black and i’m bundled up
i was like, no i’m just cold.
he also asked me how much i weigh
and told me i was pretty
me: awww
tagolog though, really?
me: hahaha
so good
so fuckin good
friend: white people man
sometimes
they’re what’s not up
The Love